A new study by AskMen has revealed which sex positions that each state searches for the most online. It also reveals that we Americans a bunch of freaks. Of course, we pretty much already knew that, didn’t we? (*cough* oral sex phone app *cough*)
Now we’ve covered a lot about sex positions here in the past.
It’s a topic that seems to be ever-evolving, mostly because we can never pin down what women exactly want, about anything, ever. Which is why anytime there is a new study, survey, or some sort of scientific breakthrough when it comes to sex I feel duty-bound to share it with you bros.Which brings back to the study done recently by AskMen. Here’s how they did it…
If you spend a lot of time scouring your RSS feed for scientific sex news (it’s ok, and probably better, if you don’t), you realize that there’s no shortage of studies and surveys addressing the most popular sex positions. Similarly, we’ve learned time after time that when it comes to porn searches, geography plays an astounding role in determining what people like to watch while they tug their tamales.
But what if someone combined the two? That is, replace porn with actual meatspace sex to find out what kind of humping people like to do based on their geography. That’s essentially what we’ve done in an original study. By mining Google AdWords data at the state level and breaking it down by a predetermined list of sex positions, we were able to determine not just how Americans like to bump uglies, but how often they turn to the web for inspiration.
And here are the top search results…
1. Doggy Style
2. 69
3. Facesitting
4. Cowgirl
5. Missionary
6. Criss Cross
7. Spooning
8. Scissoring
9. Woman on top
10. Spread Eagle
Now they could have stopped there, but they didn’t. No sir.
They also created a spiffy US map you can check out here as well as some very useful infographics…
