Hey! It’s President’s Day Weekend! Whatcha doing? Maybe a little used car shopping? Maybe some mattress shopping (the deals are GREAT!)? Maybe some dinner with your lady at Uno’s Chicago Pizzeria?
In the interest of keeping things kinky, I strongly recommend you read Cosmo’s “How To Properly Give A Rusty Trombone” article, even for just the LOLs.
The Internet at large can’t stop making fun of it:— Joe Kelly (@all_time_joe) February 18, 2017
— Cosmopolitan (@Cosmopolitan) February 17, 2017
Cosmo:
How To Give Your Partner a Rusty Trombone the *Right* Way https://t.co/citzZwfeha
— Leasha (@LeashaMiz) February 18, 2017
— Jamie Combs (@jcdrums42) February 19, 2017
— Eric Barry (@EricBarry) February 19, 2017
— Luca (@upMyArse) February 19, 2017
— Eric Rodriguez (@ericrodr1977) February 19, 2017
— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) February 18, 2017
