Macklemore, Seattle rapper and butthurt Seahawks fan, released a new song with Lil Wayne Troy Scrappy Yachty that belongs in a Disney show. Remember how that cute little kid from Big Daddy was obsessed with the ‘Kangaroo Song?’ Macklemore’s ‘Marmalade’ is that song.
Macklemore gives us a break from the water torture on our ears by recruiting Marshawn Lynch to resuscitate a two-year old Deflategate saga that hasn’t been beaten to a pulp like my hog when my roommates are out of town.
Very topical. What’s next–A music video ripping Ray Finkle for missing wide right? That would actually be tight.Marshawn, you can do no wrong so you’re cool but hey Macklemore: shoulda ran it.
