Did you guys see the movie Mechanic: Resurrection? I just finally got around to watching it the other day and I’ll be damned if there weren’t some REALLY sexy scenes of Jessica Alba in a bikini.
But I digress. That’s not why we are gathered here today.
We are gathered here today because, as anyone who was around then will remember, Jessica Alba is famous for one bikini pose above all others.
This one…
And the followup…
It’s the legendary pose that many around the world have tried to duplicate, but never with quite the same awesomeness as the original.
So when I noticed that Alba was on vacation last week and was wearing a bikini I was hoping that she would go for the trifecta.
