If you are a veteran of the Armed Forces and are in the vicinity of The Sausage Castle in Saint Cloud, Florida two porn stars are giving away free blowjobs today because ‘Murica.
Just like she did in 2015, porn star Jenny Jizz is showing her support for the men in uniform by providing them with this special treat.
Only this year, Jenny is also being joined by one of her pals in the business Naughty Alysha.— PornicateAdam (@PornicateAdam) November 11, 2016
Last year, owner of The Sausage Castle Mike Busey shared with Broadly his logic for making this offer available at his establishment…
“You can pat them on the back and say thank you for your service and stuff, or you can get them drunk and give them a blow job. They just want to forget about the shit they had to do over there.”
Amen, brother.
Not only will servicemen get to get off, Busey is also giving them a free dinner, haircuts and tattoos. Sounds like a full day to me!
So if you’re a vet and feel like spending a little time at the “Juggalo version of Willy Wonka” getting your knob polished, then today is your lucky day.