After Simone Biles and Aly Raisman defeated the world at gymnastics, racking up a team gold for America and six total individual medals, you were really only allowed to have one of two opinions about them.
1. Holy fucking shit, those two are awesome;
Or,
2. Jesus fucking Christ, those two are awesome.
Did you see this shit?
Any other opinion is irrelevant, especially if you are a 19-year-old red pill Bro whose Twitter handle includes a dick joke so hackneyed it would make the Shermanator in American Pie embarrassed for your world view.
But never doubt that a young male will think anything a woman does can be turned into a referendum on “Would or would not bone.” Which @UWantMyD_aniel did.
After, again, defeating the world at gymnastics, Simon Biles and Aly Raisman took to the beach in Rio.
Dear god, those make your average pair of rock hard, washboard abs feel like a Ziploc bag half filled with water and hunks of Jell-O.
They also are the result of decades of dedication to a single pursuit, one that requires tremendous physical and mental strength and the kind of willpower the average dude, who barely has the energy to clean cum off his chest after jacking off, can’t even fathom.
But they no good for @UWantMyD_aniel
You mean someone winning a fucking gold medal at the Olympics? Yea, yes, everyone does.
Luckily Twitter swiftly shat on this guy.
— Crystal. (@blackandbougie) August 23, 2016
— Patrick Quaife (@pquaife) August 24, 2016
— cas (@casxvii) August 23, 2016
— ray (@LUClDITY) August 23, 2016
His friends felt him, though.
— WikeMint (@mike_wint) August 24, 2016
No you don’t, Mike Wint.
That ain’t the only great take @UWantMyD_aniel has brought into this world.
— angry hippy (@UWantMyD_aniel) March 27, 2016
I think we know who the real winner is here.
[H/T Elite Daily]
