Welcome back to answering the call, baby. Where I sift through the Call Her Daddy subreddit and select a seeking-advice submission to answer. Boy, do we have a juicy one for you today. Usually it takes me a while to find a submission worth analyzing, but this one exploded off the forum. Roll up your sleeves because somebody is about to get fired!
Good lord almighty, give this lady a RAISE. She can’t decide whether she’s more angry over his violation of their relationship or him acting like a toxic male towards a coworker? She’s a damn HR MARINE! DUTY FIRST! THESE COLORS (of the employee behavior handbook?) DON’T RUN!!
Let’s start with this: dump him. Obviously. Am I high? How is this even a question? You can’t discover your boyfriend explaining to a friend what he would do to bang some 21-year-old coworker and sweep that under the rug. There is no grey area on that. Either you accept that he sucks and you make it work because you don’t really care, or you dump him because you deserve a person who isn’t a piece of trash. But the fact that you’re wondering if you have a right to be upset is, well, odd, because it seems so obvious. A redder flag there never was.
Second, what the hell was that where he asked his buddy to play private investigator, TAIL her, and take photos of her pony tail flowing over the headrest. What kind of twisted voyeurism is this?!
“Dude, she’s driving.”
“Prove it.”
Because, you know, nothing gets the blood pumping south faster than observing a pretty lady through the rear windshield of her Mazda.
I’m trying to think of a scenario where a buddy of mine would tell me he saw someone driving, and I would demand that he take pictures of that person. That, in and of itself, is weird. It’s both dangerous and weird. Maybe Bieber? Cristiano Ronaldo? Yeah I guess I would say “I don’t believe you” unless he took a picture. But then when he sends me the picture, I’m not going to say “yep, just as hot as I thought he was. Damn, look at how hot he is… driving that car.”
Either way, this statement nearly took my breath away: “it hurts that he would risk his career for some ‘guy talk.‘”
Can you leave the job behind for ONE SECOND and think about your HEART?! I’m flabbergasted by her fixation on professionalism through all this. He just revealed that he’s fantasizing about cheating on you, and you’re upset that he is jeopardizing his career?!
Boy oh boy. I see big things in her job future, provided she can unload the baggage of her clown of a boyfriend. Whatever HR department she works for isn’t paying her enough.
