Hardly a day goes by now in which either some clowns are freaking people the fuck out or they’re getting their asses beat for trying to freak people the fuck out.
Hell, people are even trying to hire clowns to commit murder for them.
The epidemic has even inspired people to gather up and go clown-hunting (get your clown-hunting shirts here, by the way).
It’s even spread to the UK where newspapers are putting out maps of damn clown-sightings.
So, yeah, enough with the freaking clowns, okay?
This thing has gotten SO out of hand, last week the subject of clowns was even brought up at a White House press briefing.
— ABC News Politics (@ABCPolitics) October 4, 2016
“I don’t know that the president has been briefed on this particular situation,” White House press secretary Josh Earnest said when asked by Bloomberg’s Justin Sink about reports of people dressed as clowns making threats and committing crimes in at least seven states since the summer.
“Obviously, this is a situation that law enforcement is taking quite seriously,” Earnest added, directing follow-up questions to the FBI and the Department of Homeland Security.
Well, that’s NOT the answer I wanted to hear from my government. I bet if Donald Trump were in charge he’d have all these creepy clowns rounded up and locked away in nothing flat. In fact, why isn’t THAT a debate question?
As Stephen Colbert so accurately puts it, “The ONLY thing creepier than a clown is someone who laughs at clowns.”
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