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A single bead of sweat runs down the porcelain face of Dan Campbell’s office toilet as the stall door swings open each morning and the Lions head coach begins anxiously tap dancing in front of it like a runner at a red light.
No toilet, no matter it’s past sins, should be subjected to the daily abuse Dan Campbell bestows upon it every morning after purging a Starbucks coffee intake fit for
Tell me you do cocaine without telling me you do cocaine:
“Normally what I do is I get two venti. At Starbucks, I get two venti of the Pike with two shots in them.
So, black in both.”
40 ounces of coffee and four espresso shots amounts to 1,100 mg of caffeine, or the
[drinks 80 ounces of coffee and four shots of espresso]
Dan Campbell: pic.twitter.com/Hq5FXzsWbe
— Bills Defender (@billsboner)
He actually died 3 weeks ago, but his heart is still pumping solely on caffeine
— Lord Voldemort (@TeamBubba23)
Y’all must of forgot pic.twitter.com/lXzp0msOhT
— Jay (@jaybizniss)
His toilet 15 mins after getting to the complex pic.twitter.com/NajnCxFU6s
— Austin (@Abar_VFL)
his heart: pic.twitter.com/mifmZdiL1C
— La Maquina (@Puch110)
Dan Campbell when he walks into the office every day pic.twitter.com/b4FOA4KPWa
— Will (@McNiffed)
Anyone have any blow they can send Dan’s way? Not sure it will help much with the toilet abuse, but will alleviate the teeth stain.
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