It appears that last night Marie Schrader went out with Skyler White to the Albuquerque Applebee’s and old Hank was left all by his lonesome with a twelve pack and the family computer. The only problem being that I’m not sure Hank has ever been on a computer before, and sucking down a twelver certainly stunted his learning capacity.
For you and I, finding sexually explicit content on the computer is as inherent as sleeping or breathing or white people singing the hook to Mr. Brightside. But Hank, born Dean Norris, is 55 years old. He’s spent the majority of his life bopping it to magazines and memories. The endless treasure chest of porn on the internet is all for nothing if you can’t locate the search bar.
Now this is just an assumption, but an educated one, if the tweet he sent out last night was any indication:
— dean norris (@deanjnorris) May 23, 2018
I can’t figure out what’s funnier–Hank tweeting his sexual desires or the fact that he’d prefer his sexual desires to be packaged in 3-5 second repeating clips.
There were some very funny subtweets that demand your attention.
— Benjamin Mackey (@benjuhmuhn) May 23, 2018
— Rick (@Rick_Zou) May 23, 2018
— Brett (@rem1nd_) May 23, 2018
— derik (@derik_saari) May 23, 2018
— Tyler (@RunningFlannel) May 23, 2018
— MFKR (@JiggieAss) May 23, 2018
Computers are undefeated against Gen X.
[h/t LADbible]
