Remember when Lindsay Pelas was thirsting for J.J. Watt in 2015 and urged him to slide into her DMs? And then after a month of radio silence Pelas said “he lost his shot.”
I wanted to strangle J.J. out of respect for every straight man and gay woman on the planet, and was convinced the five-time Pro Bowler would not only never find The One, but didn’t deserve to.
I was wrong, and in May of 2019, the Texans defense guy dropped on a knee to propose to professional soccer player Kealia Ohai, who also happens to be the sister-in-law of Watt’s former defensive brother Brian Cushing.
The pair attended Game 1 of the World Series Tuesday night at Minute Maid Park to watch their Astros catch an L.
— JJ Watt (@JJWatt) October 22, 2019
Cute.
The couple was captured by Fox cameras in a clip that proved they have more than just good looks in common: they are both in the running for Defensive Player of the Year.
— The Book of Boone (@TheBookOfBoone) October 23, 2019
I can just imagine how this exchange went down.
JJ: I’m super down today, babe. Grandma’s body is rejecting the medication.
Kealia: …..
JJ: ……
Kealia: Who’s Bethany?
Everybody on the internet has either been the perpetrator or the victim of a side-eye creep.
— Catherine benavides (@decode1224) October 23, 2019
— pëdrö (@WaterPlez) October 23, 2019
— Phil Hughes (@PJHughes45) October 23, 2019
— Quinn (@Ghost_Wave) October 23, 2019
— Alfredo Ramos (@Alfredo_Ramos54) October 23, 2019
— – Rich Jernigan (@jernigan_24) October 23, 2019
Completely understand the insecurities that come with dating a famous professional athlete. But if he’s unwilling to seal the deal with Lindsay Pelas AND Kate Hudson, I think you’re in the clear for life.
