Shout out to this mother fucking parrot, who knows cats are fulla bullshit, and you gotta step to them whenever you get the chance.
You see, lots of humans think the key to cats is letting them approach you on their own terms
Nah. Fuck that. You learn their language then you jab your fucking beak right in their stupid face.
“All hail our new bird king,” these cats are saying.
All hail, indeed.
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