We all agree that putting fruit on a pizza is wrong, yes? Especially pineapple. (Sorry, Rock.)
Pizza was meant to have meat and maybe some vegetables on it. That’s it. I don’t care if you’re a fan of Chicago-style, Sicilian, whatever, no fruit allowed. Pepperoni, sausage, bacon (mmm, bacon), ham, chicken, heck, I can even live with just plain cheese pizza.
But NO FRUIT!So you can only imagine the reaction of a Reddit user who ran across and posted a photo of a pie from a Danish pizzeria made with Kiwi fruit on it.
He called it “an unholy abomination.” And he’s right.
434 comments were made after people got a look at this thing, and many of them rightfully agreed that this pizza should be considerd a crime against humanity.
“This is why the Scandinavian countries hate each other, someone else commented on Swedish banana pizza, I wonder what nutter things the Norwegians do?” asked nuadusp.
Even the Danish were appalled.
“As a Dane, I feel fairly confident in stating this is not something we do…” wrote Hjemmelsen.
Folks on Twitter also got wind of this pizza desecration and reacted appropriately.
If I open a pizza box and see kiwi, someone’s gotta die twitter.com/tadala_kadula/…
Y’all let this pineapples on pizza propaganda go too damn far! pic.twitter.com/1SLPGPGhjq
— Hermes (@thehermeister) January 14, 2020
— Ranba_Ral (@Ranba_Ral) January 12, 2020
— Lash Dealer (@Imani_Shay) January 14, 2020
— Faith Canary. (@ReconditeAgony) January 14, 2020
NO, NO, NO... WE NOT PUTTING EVERY DAMN PIECE OF FRUIT ON A PIZZA AND TRYING TO MAKE IT A THING. PINEAPPLE ALREADY… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
And I like Kiwi but not on pizza, I hope they rot in hell. Lol
— LiL Meeze (@Imaraider4) January 14, 2020
NOBODY. SHOULD. EVER. PUT. KIWI. ON. PIZZA!!!!!! twitter.com/tadala_kadula/…
@Tadala_Kadula Kiwis on pizza? I thought we were leaving psychopathy in 2019 https://t.co/x1zWlJw7t6
pineapple eaters have made degeneracy acceptable and made people think it's okay to put kiwis on pizza https://t.co/vrFDa7juDs
— lewistbh (@Loki_Hood) January 14, 2020
TRUTH.
