Ya, I’m no medical professional but I will venture to guess that that dude needs a new brain. Preferably one without CTE. Again, not a trained doctor, but when a grown man is struggling to get up like with the success of a whiskey dick that just went through a marathon beat off session, the dude may want to consider a transplant.
When you drunk as fuck but you smell the pizza rolls from the kitchen.
[h/t Deadspin]
