I shit you not, what you are about to read is the most captivating story about a dildo you’ll come across today. I know you’ve got about 8-10 dildo stories cued up for the subway ride home from work, but look no further than this one my friend. It truly is literature.
Twitter user @babyxannyy‘s intimate story about experimenting with his girlfriend has gone viral and for all the right reasons: it’s humiliating, NFSW, hilarious, and involves butt stuff.
That is the formula for virality in 2017 and encapsulates the internet in its most evolved state. It’s only a matter of time before Tarantino adapts this shit into a screenplay starring Tom Hanks. Ok, Tom Hanks may be a stretch, but something tells me Tom Green may be looking to resurrect his career.Without further ado, grab some popcorn and enjoy this piece of art.
— cameltoe (@babyxannyy) February 25, 2017
— cameltoe (@babyxannyy) February 25, 2017
— cameltoe (@babyxannyy) February 25, 2017
— cameltoe (@babyxannyy) February 25, 2017
— cameltoe (@babyxannyy) February 25, 2017
— cameltoe (@babyxannyy) February 25, 2017
