The Dallas Cowboys succumbed to the Minnesota Vikings on Sunday Night Football, 28-24. But, the result of a sportsball game is secondary to the bigger story–the Dallas Cowboys organization is owned by a ruthless, sociopathic serial killer in Jerry Jones.
I don’t have any bodies to show. There is no smoking gun.
Or severed limbs in Jerry’s gold-encrusted freezer.The only evidence the prosecution is going on is the manner in which the 77-year-old claps, if that’s even what you want to call it.
After a seven play, 75-yard third quarter drive that resulted in a beautiful Amari Cooper touchdown pass that knotted the game at 20, Jerry Jones essentially pulled a Robert Durst when he admitted to his killings on a hot mic, by celebrating as only a psychopath would.
I don’t have the vocabulary to describe Jones’ clap, but I imagine this is how a normal person would clap if they sat on both of their hands until they fell asleep.
— Chris Trapasso (@ChrisTrapasso) November 11, 2019
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— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) November 11, 2019
— Brian Coulter (@PhilaBCoulter) November 11, 2019
— Made In Arkansas (@WildHogz_SZN) November 11, 2019
— JUDAH 🎚️🎛️🎹 (@JUDAHontheBEATS) November 11, 2019
The irony in Jerry Jones not knowing how to clap is that he hired a coach who is a clapping machine, through thick and thin.
— Arrogant Jason Garrett (@ArrogantJason) November 11, 2019
