Stephanie Sarley is an Oakland-based artist who makes videos of her fingering various fruits and uploads them to her Instagram and YouTube accounts. Her work has been featured on HuffPo, Bustle, W Magazine, PAPER, The Guardian, and many more outlets. She’s also the author of Dick Dog and Friends Coloring Book.
Here are a few of her freakiest, most fetish-y fruit fingering videos…
Kiwi
Milk was NOT a bad choice.
Strawberry
If you ever need help finding “the little man in the boat”.
Peach?
Not gonna lie, the nut throws me off. My mind goes to weird places. Yes, weirder than where it already is.
Lime
We got a squirter!
Cantaloupe
There’s another photo on her account where she might be wrist deep in one. Cantaloupes are the most cavernous of fruit pussies.
Avocado
Starts off gentle and then she digs in. I’m sure women everywhere cringed towards the end.
Blood Orange
If you were on the fence about whether or not these videos turn you on, the blood orange might be the one that pushes you one way or another. For me, it’s a no-go. But, a lotta people are into earning their red wings, so have at it.
Stephanie’s not all about vagina-like fruits. Here’s her shaving a banana…
All of a sudden, Fruit Ninja is genital mutilation. Walking by a fruit stand will never be the same.
Via W Magazine, Paper Magazine, Stephanie’s Site