For those of you who tuned into the Cheez-It Bowl on Wednesday night, I send my condolences. Actually, never mind. That game was so bad, so unforgivably sloppy, it was actually one of the most entertaining steaming piles of dung I’ve seen in quite some time. The TCU Horned Frogs defeated the California Golden Bears 10-7 in an overtime game that was so fucking dumb, it was brilliant.
The game featured nine combined interceptions, tied for third in NCAA history and the most of any game this entire season. I guess that’s to be expected when you match up two top 30 defenses against two of the worst offenses in the Power Five.
— The Ringer (@ringer) December 27, 2018
Some other wild stats:
• 17 points
• 9 interceptions
• 15 punts
• 8 pass completions by TCU
• 3 INTs by Cal's Jaylinn Hawkins, which is more than any TCU WR had receptions
• 2 QBs named Chase
• 1 coach run over by a ref
— Sporting News (@sportingnews) December 27, 2018
The game also featured one of the worst trick plays ever conjured up.
— Cal Football (@CalFootball) December 27, 2018
Look at this stat line by TCU quarterback Grayson Muehlstein. This is not a typo.
— jerry stigall (@jerrystigall) December 27, 2018
At one point in the game, the fifth-year senior had a NEGATIVE quarterback rating. Mind you, TCU won this fucking game.
TCU had to bring in fourth-string quarterback Justin Rogers, who has drop foot in his plant foot from a serious knee injury.
— Yahoo Sports College Football (@YahooSportsCFB) December 27, 2018
The incompetence even bled into the sidelines.
— #NobodyDied (@ftbeard_17) December 27, 2018
The game was so outrageous that Buffalo Wild Wings, which was the bowl’s sponsor from 2012-13 before it became the Cactus Bowl then the Cheez-It Bowl, was like ‘fuck this game.’
— Buffalo Wild Wings (@BWWings) December 27, 2018
Here are some other funny reactions to the dumpster fire.
— BARNING HARD (7-6) (@IAMBARNINGHARD) December 27, 2018
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) December 27, 2018
— Garrett Sanders (@CowboyTD) December 27, 2018
— Will Corbin (@WilljCorbin) December 27, 2018
— Gabe (@925mlbfan) December 27, 2018
Where were you when the worst best game in college football occurred? Etch this one in the history books.
