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25 Funny-As-Hell Tweets And Memes From Dads This Week

I read an article yesterday about a couple married 25 years who don’t live together.

She has a house. He has a house.

That sounds like the perfect relationship.

I don’t think being with a person 24 hours a day, 7 days a week is healthy for a relationship.

The only positive about living with a person is splitting the bills and the chores.

The negatives are numerous.

Living apart from a person doesn’t mean “I don’t love you enough to live with you” it means “I love you so much I don’t eventually want to hate you.”

Everything in moderation. Even relationships.

Here are 25 funny tweets and memes from dads who’ll probably agree.

Me:

Wife: Yep, said it clear as day.

Me: At least his f's are improving.

— dADDisms (@Beagz) August 4, 2020

— Crockett🍀 (@CrockettForReal) August 5, 2020

— The Dad #BLM Briefs™ (@SladeWentworth) July 31, 2020

10-year-old: But she already has everything.

Me: Everything?

10: Except rules.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 5, 2020

— Chris Illuminati (@chrisilluminati) August 5, 2020

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) August 6, 2020

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