This is a late, great entry for Video of the Year. It has everything you’d want in a Video of the Year: hereos, good defeating evil, and dildos.
On Wednesday, an armed robber attempted to rob Lotions & Lace, an adult store in San Bernardino, California. However, the sex shop employees aren’t about to just hand over all the hard-earned money peddling butt plugs, edible lubricant, and anal speculums.
The two female purveyors of sex toys used what was available to them to fend off the burglar – rubber dicks.— New York Post (@nypost) December 16, 2016
Let’s see how many puns we can make about this phallic attack.
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