Odds are, at one point in our lives we were both on the giving and receiving end of premature pass-out debauchery. I have gone to brunch with a cock and balls on my forehead, but I eventually got my retaliation by duct taping the perpetrator to a kitchen table when he was too fucked up to realize it wasn’t a bed.
It truly is a zero sum game and if you’re lucky, the pitfalls of passing out early won’t almost kill you. But this Alpha Chi Rho frat bro at Central Michigan University wasn’t so fortunate.After he called it quits while his frat brothers were still partying, they hit him with his kryptonite: peanut butter. The dude has a peanut allergy and while I always thought that food allergies were just a diagnosis for the weak-willed, I was proved wrong after the student’s mother posted the below to her Facebook wall.
The dude looks like he went five rounds with Tyson or one elevator ride with Ray Rice.
I did some investigative research and of the roughly 3.3 million Americans who have nut allergies, about 150 die from allergy-related causes each year. Thankfully, Seely wasn’t one of them.
[h/t Total Frat Move]
