This is shitty generalization to make but I was anticipating at LEAST one of those pornstars to be like “TA-HEY….TA-HAY” and then Harry Dunn to show up and be like “The.” and then fuck their brains out while Lloyd is in the next room discovering that the love of his life has a loving husband. That would have been best case scenario.
But unfortunately we live in an imperfect world and if it were perfect Lloyd would have returned the briefcase with perfectly good IOUs and he and Mary would have dropped to her knees right then and there. And these porn stars would have been naked while reading this iconic Christmas story. In a perfect world.
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