It’s peak Christmas party season and there’s no way you’re showing up to your Uncle’s holiday extravagance at his condo in Vail with the same old tired elf costume. You’re a man of refined tastes, which means suiting up like Barney Stinson is the only way to find true jingle jangle cheer.
The Solution: We’ve been preaching the goodness of Shinesty the last few weeks. They make some of the finest dapper Christmas threads south of the North Pole, including their wildly popular “millennial snowflake” suit and an assortment of matching couples outfits for you and Mrs. Claus. It’s an instant conversation-starter; Perhaps even more so than your uncle Larry’s savage Kentucky waterfall that he carved into his head when his divorce was finally finalized.
Now’s the time to buy, too: TODAY ONLY, Shinesty is giving away free underwear for every $50 spent. I’m not talking any underwear – I’m talking “bulge-enhancing” boxer briefs with state-of-the-start “ball hammocks,” which might be the most comfortable men’s boxers ever created.
That means if you and the missus both buy suits on Shinesty, you’ll be walking away with at least three pairs of matching undies.
What are you waiting for? Get to it. The deal is going to be gone faster than a whiskey bottle in the clasp of Willie T. Stokes.
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