I’m not gonna lie. I bet that felt GREAT.
Like, I don’t ever wanna squeeze another man’s testicles until I feel life escape him (and not in the conception way), but much like I don’t ever want to do heroin, I still think it would be such an amazing experience.
Phan Thi Kim Chuong got to feel that sensation.
She squeezed her husband’s balls for five minutes straight, until neighbors intervened. But by then, her husband, Le Kim Khai had died.His wife, you see, while still squeezing his balls, had jumped on his stomach, causing him to vomit, which he choked on.
Damn yo.
It all went down in Vietnam, Chuong’s response to what she said was repeated abuse. This time, he hit her after she locked him out of the house. From The Daily Mail:
Hearing screams from everyone involved, neighbours ran into the house, where they found Chuong sitting on her husband, his private area still grasped in her hand, while his face turned purple.
She finally agreed to release him as police sped to the house.
By then Khai, whose testicles had been crushed for at least five minutes, had slipped into unconsciousness and was found to be dead on arrival at hospital.
Like I said, awful a way it is to go, I bet that’s gotta feel great. Maybe even worth the jail time.
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