Okay, enough is enough Lisa Ann. The whole retirement thing was fun, but come on now. You can’t just go around hanging out with guys who catch home run balls.
Not when you still have the skills like this slow-motion video shows you still have to offer to the world.
That’s why some genius bro decided to put together a White House petition to try to persuade you to come out of retirement.
You simply can’t deprive the world of your talents any longer, Lisa Ann.
If only we can get enough signatures. Will you do it? One more film at the very least? Just think of how epic it would be.
Obama’s going to be leaving office soon and I think he’d be down with this, so bros, we need those signatures. It’s the American thing to do.