— Alex B. (@KnicksCentral) April 19, 2017
I literally felt that in the pit of my stomach. Men will never experience the agony of giving child birth, thank heavens, but God evens the score by making every contact to the nads feel like John Cena is ringing out our intestines. That’s basically like squeezing a human being out of our pee hole, kinda.
Gotta tip your cap to the beer dude, who didn’t drop the cooler after taking a screecher to the scrotum, and calmly placed it down all while realizing he’ll never be able to have kids. Hey, on the bright side, no more condoms!
[h/t Busted Coverage]
