First off, I have to apologize to you Bros, because I’ve been sitting on this one for longer than I care to say. Calculating, precisely, the perfect time to drop Mary Shum for all the world to see, and subsequently fall in love with, because it’s impossible not to.
Well, today is that day. Meet Mary Shum, the absolute hottest model on Instagram who you never knew existed until 13 seconds ago.
After much deliberation, it’d be an injustice to humanity if I didn’t lead with this picture.I know what you’re thinking: “Good God almighty, MARY SHUM!” My exact thoughts, too. Keep scrolling. Trust me, you will not be disappointed.
It’s literally a travesty that every one of her pictures doesn’t have a billion likes. You can change that, bros.
I’m in love with her. I’m in love with Mary Shum.
Now excuse me while I clean up my drool cup…