— BroBible (@BroBible) July 16, 2015
In addition to Woods’ slump on the golf course—would you believe the dude has slipped all the way to No. 241 in the most current world golf rankings—he also made a bad choice in fucking up his relationship with fellow athlete Lindsay Vonn, who, as BroBible’s Twitter account pointed out, seemed to rubbed it in his face at the ESPYs last night by looking about as smokin’ hot as she possibly could in a red, here-are-my-long-legs dress.
Things have gotten so bad for Tiger, though, that a reporter actually had the balls to ask him if the 14-time major champ has, gulp, considered retirement—at age 36!
In typical, cocky Woods fashion, the golfer downplayed the incident and reminded everyone that he he didn’t yet “have any AARP card,” and that he’s, “still young. I’m not 40 yet. I know some of you guys think I’m buried and done, but I’m still right here in front of you.”
.@TigerWoods It’s better to be over 50, than it is to be over par. #DisruptAging #TheOpen
— AARP (@AARP) July 16, 2015
[H/T FTW.USAToday]