#vibrators

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn-U4K2ovBo Every couple months a video goes viral where a woman does *something* while also sitting on a vibrator. It’s a stunt to the old-school Howard Stern “Sybian” days. You know, like the video that went viral a few years ago when two comedians sat on vibrators

May I be the first to wish you a very happy Bangsgiving — that’s the night before Thanksgiving during which you get drunk in your hometown bar and hook up with your 7th grade crush or your high school gym teacher. In the spirit of this most sexually-charged not-quite-a-holiday holiday (seriously,

For all I know, 24-year-old Emma Phillips is stoked with her crazy story going viral, the story of her getting a vibrating dildo stuck up her rear end and having to go to the hospital to have it surgically removed. I wanted to start out here by saying ‘this is probably the last reason in the world

I’ve always side-eyed phallic sex toys, and aesthetics is definitely one of the reasons why. Personally, I don’t want a toy that enters the Uncanny Dick Valley. (Veins! Bulges! Out-of-scale frenulums!). That being said, I also don’t want something that looks like it belongs on a Pikmin. My bigger

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCSREhvoMRU Unsurprisingly, a bunch of these girls got the wrong answers to their math problems. To be fair though, I’m not sure I could do most of these myself without a calculator – when was the last time YOU did long division by hand? I learned that shit back in