#pizza rat

When I was told ‘everything is bigger in New York,’ I figured that phrase just referred to the buildings, cost of living, and peoples’ egos. No one warned me that the rats in New York can bench press a Volkswagen and are big enough to ride the roller coasters at Six Flags. And they are

Remember that little bitch rat that was found in New York’s subway system that couldn’t even drag a thin slice of pizza down the steps? It was pathetic. Weak ass rat. Never downed a protein shake in its entire life. God that rat was such a fucking Beta rat. And everyone in America was all up in