#nipple piercings

A picture says a thousand words, which is a relief because I’m at a loss for them right now. It was only a few days ago that I wrote about how Governor Cuomo is sneakily, quietly jacked to the tits. And now I have reason to believe those selfsame tits might be festooned with steel barbell

Man oh man was I pumped to watch this video. Here I was, expecting an endless montage of topless women screaming their lungs out upon getting their nipple pierced, when in reality all I got was some shitty classical music overlaid on top of a bunch of chicks making faces from the shoulders-up.