An article came out today saying that 90% of Americans have shown up to work sick. Somehow, people are surprised. But the only thing surprising to me is that 10% of people have never shown up to work sick. What a bunch of pussies. Have you ever gone to work sick? Of course you have. Unless you’re a

I only get sick about 2-3 times a year, but when it happens I may as well be dead. DEAD. As in I’m borderline unconscious and completely useless (or at least moreso than usual) when it comes to doing anything other than eating froyo, sleeping, and wearing the same pair of underwear for 3 days