#beef jerky

You probably read this headline and thought you were about to read a story about yankin’ it. Certainly, I have some skills in this arena. I’m a veteran and have long-believed the two biggest liars in the world are those who say they don’t and those who say they quit.  Alas, this is not a *that*

For as long as most of us can probably remember, WWE superstar Macho Man Randy Savage has been snapping into a Slim Jim for decades, giving us all the enthusiasm we need before housing the meat snack before a long trip or after killing it at the gym. Seriously, no man has ever made eating snacks

I’ll be honest with you: I’m a beef jerky snob. I can’t stand a lot of gas station jerkies on the market place, all of which boast easily-replaceable flavors. Teriyaki. Sweet and spicy. Garlic. YAWN. The jerky game, however, is evolving in a few major ways. There’s a huge emphasis on small