#Vaginas

You know what Shins song I'm talking about, right? It's this one:If you had any emotional attachment to Garden State (I was 13 and living in New Jersey, shut up) I hope you're enjoying this cascade of ~*feels*~. I still maintain that Garden State and Sofia Coppola's Marie Antoinette had the ...

And here I thought it would be clowns that would be giving me nightmares tonight. Boy, was I WAYYY OFF! Turns out that someone wearing clown paint or a clown mask is the least of my concerns today thanks to a “Vagina” mask someone has up for sale on Etsy. As if the mask itself isn’t enough to

Growing up, I expectantly looked forward to my golden years of fantastic, uninhibited sex: post-coital glows, cuddles, and walks of shame which, secretly, I would be actually quite proud of. In reality, this romanticized ideal of an adult sex life is ... Continue reading