In every election of my lifetime the candidates have basically been ‘A Giant Douche vs. A Turd Sandwich’ (which South Park lampooned years ago), and this year’s no different at all. After seeing the ‘Super Tuesday’ Primary Election results when it comes time for the general election I think it’s safe to say that most Americans won’t be voting for a candidate that they love as much as they’ll be voting for the candidate they believe will fuck America up less.
Americans were noticeably concerned by this year’s Super Tuesday results, as Google saw an absolutely INSANE spike in search results of ‘how to move to Canada’ and related terms.The Canadian website ‘Notable‘ tracked these trends, and on the night Tuesday night searches for ‘how can I move to Canada’ were up over 300%, and by midnight search queries by Americans wanting to know how they can move to Canada were up over 1000%:
