The Dodgers pooped their pants again. Figuratively, of course. Well maybe literally, if they’re like me and their brain and buttholes sleep in separate rooms seven days a week.
There’s been only one other team ever, the 1995-1999 Cleveland Indians, to make it to 5 straight playoffs and not win the World Series.
The Dodgers–who won seven straight division titles, two consecutive pennants, several 100 win seasons–have 0 championship rings to show for it.— ESPN (@espn) October 10, 2019
Yikes.
Let’s look at 10 Dodgers fans who are in a world of hurt today.
— tamara but spooky🎃 (@TammyTika) October 10, 2019
Telling the internet to stop making jokes is as fruitless as telling the sky to stop raining. The internet salivates over the misfortune of others. It’s always better to embrace the hurt rather than fight it. In visual terms:
— Mark Brockett (@Tuff_Overlord) October 10, 2019
Must be tough for Dodger fans to wake up today. If it makes you guys feel any better, Clayton Kershaw is still in bed listening to Bon Iver while deep in a gallon of Ben & Jerry’s and watching the ball go through Bill Buckner’s legs on repeat because misery loves company.
I’m not embarrassed to be a Dodger fan.
I’m proud of being part of this fan base.
— Dodgers Nation (@DodgersNation) October 10, 2019
OOoooOoOoo LoOk At ThE hErO! Some of the worst types of fans after big losses are the wax poets who put their hands over their hearts while watching a dumpster engulfed in flames. Make sure you throw a few spaces in between sentences for dramatic effect.
Noble and Brave.
— Rancho Cucamonga Quakes (@RCQuakes) October 10, 2019
I’m just picturing a banner hanging from Dodger Stadium with the phrase “In The Mix Year After Year (Year-Year)” proudly stitched across it.
— LZ Granderson (@LZGranderson) October 10, 2019
Hey, hey, hey. Those jerseys cost $119.99 on the MLB Shop website, or absolutely free at your local dumpster.
— SynergyGlobalHousing (@synergyhousing) October 10, 2019
Oh no.
Preying on the emotions of a fan base to shill your ambiguously named company. Synergy Global Housing? Is that an offshoot of Prestige Worldwide? Take your #branding bullshit and remind me never to use your company for any and all of my Synergy Global Housing needs.
— TheWhyteMike85 (@Mike85The) October 10, 2019
Oh that’s cold. I can understand ‘Pants-Shitting-Mentally-Weak-Pansy-Losers’ but comparing them to the Cowboys is a bit extreme. Where is the damn ‘REPORT’ button on this website?
— EAGLE CLAWWW (@Socal_dude27) October 10, 2019
The intersection of art and truth is where true masterpieces lie. And they had to do Clayton dirty by giving him gingivitis.
— AstrosPlayoffDroneGuy (@UtahDroneGuy) October 10, 2019
Being roasted by Kathy from Human Resources is the leading cause of inter-office homicide.
Me: pic.twitter.com/Qk6ajSrnAG
— Alex I. Yepez (@alex_yepez30) October 10, 2019
Some would call being a Dodgers fan an addiction. I call it a disease.
Hug a Dodgers fan today. Then immediately shower to wash the failure off of you.
