Ezekiel Elliott turns 23 years young on Sunday and he’s still at the age when actual gifts are a thing instead of getting a pair of dress socks and a work belt from T.J. Maxx from mom. He’s not quite at the age when you sit in a dark room blowing out the candles to a gluten-free cake wondering where it all went wrong.
Wait till you turn 30, bro.Elliott channelled his inner basic chick and turned to his 2 million Twitter followers to try to position for a gift.
— Ezekiel Elliott (@EzekielElliott) July 19, 2018
The Cowboys’ running back received thousands of replies, but none more important than fellow running back Leonard Fournette.
— 7⃣ Leonard Fournette (@_fournette) July 19, 2018
Zeke lived a good life. It’s a shame we never got to see him reach his full potential.
— owin (@owinmayhew) July 19, 2018
— The Fantasy Games (@TFG_Commish) July 19, 2018
— Ryan (@Ryan915) July 20, 2018
Oh look, the tight-assed Cowboys fans who can’t take a joke are right on time!
— Danny Leland (@dannyleland) July 19, 2018
— Nspears (@mrfirefighter69) July 19, 2018
— kasper rodriguez (@kasperrodrigue3) July 19, 2018
— David Eguia (@deguia89) July 19, 2018
— Leaders of the New School 3-6 Mafia: FIGURE IT OUT (@TheEsquireof212) July 19, 2018
I would really love it if Fournette and Elliott had never met each other and Fournette just came from the clouds to fat shame him. Regardless, my opinion of Leonard Fournette has improved dramatically.
Oh, and happy birthday Zeke.
