Ladies and gentlemen, Tom Brady! Just unbelievable. Yes, I called it. Smelled it. Knew it. It sucks to be so right. Feels good to be so damn right.

I never wanted to be more wrong. But let’s get on with it and get it over with my Packer people.

Patrick Mahomes

Even when he’s off, he’s on.

Now do what we all want and take out Sir Thomas. We need this win like we need oxygen, brother. There’s just no way on earth that TB12 is allowed another.

Tom Brady

Is Tom Brady from upper Syracuse? That accent is a MESS. Seriously, clicking that video may cause severe hazards.

Aaron Jones

Forget the sombrero routine, this right here might be the greatest hoodies in hoodie history. An absolute legend and making me feel extremely sad about the Packers all over again.

Frank Clark

Oh boy, we have a winner and his name is FRANK CLARK. What a king. And yes “king” has been overused, it needs to be used when called for, and what we have here has been called for.

Stefon Diggs

When you’re Stefon Diggs you simply don’t need to be tagged. Sadly, this might be the most deflated Stefon Diggs these eyes have ever seen. Chin up, buddy. We love ya, man.

Andy Reid?!?

Hell. Yes. Impossible not to love. And if you can’t find a way to love Big Red, just give up.

Za’Darius Smith

Actually starting to feel bad for the Packers. They were so ready and so happy. Pissed! It’s so sad I saw the disaster well before the disaster.

Vita Vea

Hair Game off the charts. Truly next level. My hair game is a good 11/10, but this is true greatness.

Learning his name was one thing, experiencing the hair game was quite another.