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If you’ve ever been referred to as a “BLANK Adult”, then buddy, do I have some bad news for ya… it ain’t a compliment.
Whether you’re a LEGO Adult, Star Wars Adult, Disneyworld Adult, or perhaps the worst of them all, an Autograph Adult, the implication is that you’re a grown-up person whose into a specific hobby that’s largely meant for children, and that is, to put it bluntly, less than ideal.
And this is coming from a guy who has made a career out of writing about Marvel movies and Batman.Case in point? This Autography Adult — decked out in both a hat and a jersey, which we refer to in the soccer world as being a “full kit wanker” — attending the 2022 MLB All-Star Game in Los Angeles, who was caught on camera in crysal clear 4K jousting for position with a teenager about 30-40 years his junior in what has to be one of the saddest videos to hit the internet in 2022.
A middle-aged adult was caught on camera jousting for position with a teenager at the 2022 MLB All-Star Game
Worst fucking guy on the planet award pic.twitter.com/WjoVVXlZrX
— West Wilson (@Conrad_Wilson)
Naturally, given the extremely cringe-worthy nature of the video, baseball fans absolutely torched this uncomfortably over-eager grown man on social media:
This is what the “where’s my hug” guys from high school turned into https://t.co/PUvf9001UN
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(@ashlynpaigem)
Absolute trash behavior. Grow up, man, and get your elbow out of that kid's face. https://t.co/5k4kfmiPX4
— Jason Anderson (@JandersonSacBee)
https://t.co/OA60jL1KwG pic.twitter.com/lcjahAIoMN
— MurphysLaw74 (@MurphysLaw74)
Straight to GITMO https://t.co/22U295ypTG
— BobbyBoom (@BrokerRobb)
Bruh, Boomer Padres fan needs to chill. https://t.co/VQ9U6vUhE3
— Jeff G. (Not the QB) (@TheSportsDude)
This is weird not another level https://t.co/ykCSGeqQXh
— Cameron Magruder (@ScooterMagruder)
What an absolute loser. https://t.co/JsWuNPPGGm
— Sammy Stava (@StavaonSTL)
Lmao what a dork https://t.co/4Hqf0sNwho
— Fetty_Freeman (@Podverty)
iN a PaDrEs hAt tOo
https://t.co/J2EThHj7Dz
— Julian Del Gaudio (@JulianDelGaudio)
“alright Joe, I want you to push those kids out of the way and try and get an autograph” https://t.co/WrJdhYB4AS pic.twitter.com/hJxhcsThqg
— Ben Chasen (@BenChasenINU)
For his sake, I hope he’s desperately trying to get it signed for his child…but still. Don’t be a #TwatWaffle. https://t.co/yJdA3X8L7S
— Woodsy
(@BroncoWoodsy)
Another L for the Padres https://t.co/LLogf7i3BF
— max homa (@maxhoma23)
The kids should’ve jumped him https://t.co/ZZuOS69STZ
— Vic Damone Jr (@wholesomefoxx)
Imagine being this guy’s wife and seeing this video go viral. Or, perhaps even worse, this guy’s son, who would likely be a similar age to this Dodgers-shirt-wearing teen, if not a bit older.
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